Who said
Romance had to be
Long weeks of wooing
With candle-lit dinners
And hand-plucked bouquets?

If after we fuck
You bake me a cake
And in frosting letters write,
"You have beautiful tits."

That would be damn well romantic enough for me.

(Source: offguard)


Hey that’s me, by Derek Woods


Hey that’s me, by Derek Woods

(Source: rope-master)

(Source: foreveryounglwwy)


Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs



I’m going to be 20 in July and I’m here giggling like a two year old while watching clueless. Oh man.

I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also people that can make me smile.

Abbey Lee Kershaw (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: hellanne)

(Source: sv-a)


I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie



i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

i’m TOO DRUNK for cats in tiny jackets rn jesus fucking christ HOLD ME



I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(Source: faunasworld-moved)