Romance had to be
Long weeks of wooing
With candle-lit dinners
And hand-plucked bouquets?
If after we fuck
You bake me a cake
And in frosting letters write,
"You have beautiful tits."
That would be damn well romantic enough for me.
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
I’m going to be 20 in July and I’m here giggling like a two year old while watching clueless. Oh man.
Abbey Lee Kershaw (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat
i’m TOO DRUNK for cats in tiny jackets rn jesus fucking christ HOLD ME
I love when cats decide they love something.
That is a very patient bunny.